Duck then Cover

   
 
so - i was in this cafe
and i dont know why
but this girl started talking
and it sounded like she was commenting on every thing i was thinking

like doesn’t this girl...
have anything better to do
then chase a stupid boy with
a particular point of view?

      there’s a silly scratchin’ in the neck of my ear
      and when i look up - Fairies appear
      they’re always yapping like a telephone
      oh god i wish they’d leave me all alone!

the gods were askin’
for a better seat
so they aren’t so high
from all the stupid things - i do

but now we got cameras
in the skies above
and lord whatever i’m doin’
their beaming my hair do

      the hair do or the hare won’t
      find me find me cook me in your stew
      the hair do or the hare won’t
      find me find me cook me in your stew

there’s a crazly cuddly hunter
he’s gonna in a blind
and all the time they’re talkin’
well duck swimming is so fine

      I was a girl scout
      they dragged me through the woods
      they wrapped me up in canvas
      to keep the bugs out

      i was in my p.j.s
      my feet were toasty warm
      but then that pond a started squeekin’
      like a reindeer had been drowned

errrr wait - I meant
a horrible little asp
or maybe just a swarm of bugs
crawled up a ducks ______

yeah it was quackin’
and i couldn’t sleep a wink
so i got out of my bag and went
duck huntin’ that night

      my Kitty needs her rest
      she’s feeling most i-reet
      so I dragged Kitty through a swamp
      she complained of stinky feet

      we heard a hideous sound
      and saw shadows in the moonglow
      Kitty got very restless
      and kept shouting GO!

but i stood there watching
then squated on my toes
and suddenly did my breath meet
a gentle ducks nose

yeah they - came all a waddlin’
like i was thier long lost pet
kitty looked a little nervous
i think her paws had gotten wet

so if you kiss a frog then
a prince might appear
then what would happen if
you let a duck lick all up
the mud between your toes?

when the sky is red
duck and cover
when the sky is red
duck and cover

      the hair do or the hare won’t
      find me find me cook me in your stew
      the hair do or the hare won’t
      find me find me cook me in your stew

      when the sky is red
      duck and cover

   
       
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